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DNA真的很强大，一家人不仅仅是面貌相似，脾气相像，就连说话腔调和用词都是一样的有劲。

男人在剁烧鸡，掉地上一块，媳妇捡起来没舍得丢掉，就说：“不脏，我吃了。”

男人接口说：“那我再扔一块你吃喽~”

一大家子聚餐，男人不喜热闹没有参加。

他姐对弟媳说“你咋把我弟弟管得这么不合群！”

酒桌上，女人对坐在门口的男人说“你看看用哪道鱼做鱼汤面好？”

当着一桌子人，男人张口就来：“我哪知道用哪个好，你说用哪个就用哪个！”

这三个人是母子、姐弟关系，这情商都弱爆了，是这三个好脾气的女人，把三个坏脾气的人惯成这样！

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